Lance Arrow - Discord's Song ("Joker's Song" Parody)

Fully encased in stone
No one can hear me groan
Never been so bored in my whole life

It's all a great big wait
Unacceptable fate
For the god of all chaos and strife

Sometimes, purely by chance
Ponies give me a glance
I'm not their circus monkey, you know

Though it all seems so dreary
I know she can hear me
She knows I will never let go!

'cause we're two of a kind
Power's reach unconfined
She's the Yin to my Yang, yes sirree
Says «We can't coexist»
But my dear, I insist
This world would be boring without me
They'd be lost
They'd be lost
Face it, they'd all be lost without me

Dancing bears everywhere
Chocolate rain here and there
Oh, enjoying your new ruler yet?

And I laughed, I admit
When the princess threw a fit
And sent The Elements after my head

Applejack's now a liar
Pinkie's laughter has died
And I gave Rarity what she desires

Rainbow Dash couldn't take it
For Cloudsdale she ached
But let's not talk about Fluttershy

Hey Princess, it is I
Are you wondering why
Harmony has failed, well come and see
Oh, I know it's so great
All that I can create
Hey guess what? Now the world belongs to me!
Now get lost!
Yeah, get lost!
Hey guess what? Now the world belongs to me!

As I sit on my throne and admire
All my chaos, with glass for dessert
I see The Elements aren't yet tired. WAIT!
That looks like it actually....hurts. OH CRAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!

Are you kidding me, man?
Am I stone-cold again?
Just when I started to like being free
But don't worry, don't fret
It's not the end of me yet
I'll be back with a vengeance, you'll see
And you'll have lost
You'll have lost
I'll be back with a vengeance, you'll see

(Spoken)
Just as long as you don't put me back in that same old spot in the garden…
Like, seriously, why not just turn me to stone and then banish me to the moon?
I mean, that HAS worked before, hasn't it--
Oh wait...